Based on this comic : It seems the order of the day is to lie! Now a lie is a good time, you can make someone believe the ketchup is blood and the dog just bit off your finger, or that you boned your buddies mom... wait that one was the Truth...

Inspire a new regime! Put the lies behind and start telling the truth! After-all you've always been curious if you went up to a member of the opposite sex and said "I want to have hot sweaty fun with you" just how exactly they'd re-act!